At Last!

Why I chose the worst winter in 30 years to move back north is a an unanswerable question, and shall remain an eternal mystery. But, finally, I no longer want to cry every time I step foot outside! The soft spring breeze wafts through my windows, I can smell the lilacs outside, and hear the birds singing sweetly...as I hunch palely over my Wacom tablet, scribbling furiously, making stupid artwork instead of being outside enjoying the beautiful weather. Heavy is the hand that wields the Silly Art stylus...

Happy Easter!

Sorry I missed the last holiday (you know, the fake Hallmark one intended to push up sales of flowers and candy), but there was an urgent distress call from Federation Outpost 11 next to Sherman's Planet, and the mission took several months.

Truth Fairy

Santa Assange brings you the gift of the truth for Xmas this year. Unfortunately, head elf Bradley Manning is missing from this action shot, as he is busy wasting away in military prison at the moment.

Happy Holidays!

Halloween Fun

Thanks to Judge Jack Camp, whose antics have given a COMPLETELY new meaning to the phrase, "Sober as a judge"!

Hard Labor Day

Holiday greetings from Rod Blagojevich, seen here embarking on his new career. I would like to personally thank Rod Blagojevich for being so entertaining, at exactly the right times of year for me.

Holiday Fun at the Beach

Rod and Sarah are having a party! If circumstances have left you without a job, such as the economy, or your own big mouth, or a publicly followed drug and alcohol habit, come on down!

Wishful Thinking

This one gets filed under topic of "Scenes we'd like to see." Bp executives with their heads on sticks, float on buoys in the middle of the mess they made. Even Gamera comes out of retirement, flying to avenge his murdered brethren, and the dolphins have mutated from ingesting all that oil. The devil is quite pleased.